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theamericankid:

Everyone Is Always Called “A Legend” After Were Gone

awildtardisappears:

lie2yourself:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

^^^!! exactly..

I am seriously beyond pissed. You keep writing shit about me. Like i don’t fucking know you , you go to my school congrats. we talked like 2 times. You have no fucking reason to hate me. its your own fault things worked out the way they did. And i thank you for that because now im happy. I spent hours trying to get you guys to workout. blame yourself for that one you pshycotic bitch.

niggerblog:

i tried to trap the repo man by moving him in my sim’s pool, but he just swam through the floorboards and right out the door…

black people cant swim
is that a cheat code

funnyshitmayne:

Gaaaaaayyyyyyy
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This person is loved very much by someone who would be lost without her, even if she is a big asshole somtimes.

bialass:

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lookupatthestarsandimagine:

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Don't have phone sex.........

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You might get hearing aids.

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